Keep in touch via the magic of the internet!

Although nothing beats connecting face to face, life doesn't always grant us that luxury. Fortunately, there are a few places you can find virtual snippets of me.

New! Gain access to my Snapchat for a more personal glimpse at my life and frequent candid NSFW content. Just send a $50 Amazon Gift Card to penelopearcher@protonmail.com along with your username, and you're in there for life.

I post all important announcements on Twitter, post new pics before they hit my website, and flirt with my delectable colleagues.

Instagram is all about pics! I post a few times a week, and I promise to never blow up your feed. I can't promise to not post cat pictures, though. Sorry.

Check out my Etsy shop for signed prints, Poloroids, and other fun items.
I’m also open to creating custom items, so reach out if there’s something in particular that might delight you.